tooclassyforme.com is the trashy website of 2 of my favorite absolutely fabulous friends... and they made a *special* role just for me and my now evergrowing boobs, John Waters' style. 

GOOD GOD how did Phil dance while acting so serious??? He was so funny I almost peed on myself. I've put this part on repeat 14894912318 times already. Hahaha and the cake stuffing in his face with his long fake nails is just gorgeous!

Guess who's me!! Here's a hint: it's exactly me in real life!! Except I swear & scratch my groins a lot more.